Thursday, June 12, 2008

Time for Tyler Talk

I will wait for the draws to come out before making any of my worthless Tyler predictions. I can say that I am confident that Alfonso Rodriguez will not win 4.5 this time around. Remember back in early spring, when every other post was "Sarosh this" and "Sarosh that"? The guy is all but forgotten and Alfonso seems to have emerged as the new 4.5 focal point. Not much else to add right now, but it was time for a new discussion string anyway as the other one had gotten quite lenghtly and had way too much talk of Knutson vs. X. I am obviously to blame as well since I was the one who put up the polls. Someone asked for a Knutson vs. Reader poll but I won't even waste the time on that one cause a poll result of Knutson 1, Reader 39 just seems mean.

77 comments:

Anonymous said...

Knutson vs. Reader poll will read more like: Knutson 0, Reader 40

Anonymous said...

I agree it should, but I assumed Knutson would vote for himself to avoid a poll bageling.

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah you're right. My bad Journeyman.

Anonymous said...

2008 Biggest suprises
A-Rod dominating the field like no one ever has in the past 21-0


Disappointments
Schmucker 4-8

Anonymous said...

schmucker losing to the the trash talking knutson 6-1, 6-2 was a disappointment

Anonymous said...

What is the fascination with Knutson, who cares? He is a 4.0 player enough said.
IF you lose to him you should be embarrassed and be playing 4.0.

Anonymous said...

i definitely agree.

Anonymous said...

All five of them suck.

Anonymous said...

But Red played 5.0 league last night and won with Alim Mambetov, a TRUE OPEN player.

Anonymous said...

Schmucker and Goldberg are considered trash talkers? This blog is really getting low. I am surprised Kallus was not included as much as people bash him as well. Goldberg and Schmucker are nice guys another idiot posting crap again.

I know Schmucker's job at Best buy has been killing him this year and he is trying to find another job. He barely plays once a week now so his results at tournaments this year are not that good. I try to hit with Schmucker when I can and he is laid back person who has nothing bad to say about anyone.

Anonymous said...

Kallus only trash talks himself.

Anonymous said...

Schmucker is a cool dude. his game is just in a rut. players are realizing that he is uncomfortable at the net and they are taking advantage of it.

Anonymous said...

Kallus is definitley not a trash talker but I am convinced he is purposely trying to get bumped down. His record this year sucks and last night he was playing league two courts over from me and was returning Michael Giordanelli's serves left handed and laughing at how bad he was getting his ass kicked. Guess he has finally realized he cannot hang with the true 4.5s.

Anonymous said...

Kallus should be ashamed of himself.

Anonymous said...

Kallus is a whiner, he is not a thrash talker. I have never heard him once praise himself for anything he does on the court. I have heard him make excuses for everything that he does wrong. That's not trash talk. Dinker is a thrash talker. Reader is a thrash talker. But they both back it up with a game that supports their high opinions of themselves.

Anonymous said...

Here you guys go again with the Kallus bashing. I don't get it because I have known him since he started playing tournaments and though he is a "character", I have never had anything bad to say about the guy. What is sad is that I am willing to bet that half the people who get on here and post mean things about him are actually the same guys who have no problem hanging around and joking with him at tournaments. You Houston guys are so two-faced with each other. Not to say it is not the same in San Antonio or Dallas, but you guys seem to be rather proud of how bad you treat one another.

Anonymous said...

I noticed that Kallus got his ass kicked by a Mob Squad guy the week before too. There are at least 8 guys on that team who would kill him. There is no need for him to tank.

Anonymous said...

kallus will be a good addition to some 4.0 team next year. but he'll probably lose a few matches

Anonymous said...

Do you really think he would start playing 4.0 again if he got bumped down? Maybe USTA league. But what about tournaments? Even if he is getting his ass kicked in league, he has still won enough matches in tournaments to be in the top 10. Would USTA bump down a guy with a .500 win/loss tournament record at his current level? I am just curious cause I don't have a great record at 4.5 in the 3 years I have played it and the USTA still leaves me here. Do I need to appeal to get bumped down since I don't play league tennis?

Anonymous said...

Kallus will be bumped down. He is losing league matches which count much more heavily in your rating than tournament matches. Lost Forest will have a nice 4.0 singles player in 2009.

He actually could probably win an appeal if he tried to right now.

Anonymous said...

"Kallus is a whiner, he is not a thrash talker."

I agree with that statement totally dude. Leave poor Daniel alone. Like they say, to each its own!

Anonymous said...

Kallus you can be on my 4.0 team next year.
You can play line 2 behind me.
Foad

Anonymous said...

Foad, Kallus is a much better player than you. I would give you a chance if you guys decided to see who could "whine" the most.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure how many wins they could generate but a Kallus and Foad singles dou in 4.0 summer league sure would be fun to watch and full of drama.

Anonymous said...

Good luck finding a team that could put up with both of them.

Anonymous said...

It was wicked hot without the hint of a breeze today in Tyler....the tournament should be fun.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the unpleasant weather update Meteorologist Chris! You're my pick in Men's 4.5 Singles. Good luck buddy.

Anonymous said...

Herb M vs Jason Gound in the first round will be a tough 5.0 match in Tyler. So will Andres B vs Tim G.

Anonymous said...

I'll pick Jason Gound over Herb Morton and Tim Green Over Andres B any day!

Anonymous said...

Looks like Kallus will lose first round to Leach. Another wasted trip for him. Schmucker has a very easy draw, but will he make the trip. Perhaps another matchup between JD Miles and Knutson. LOng match between Goldberg and Noel.

My pick would have to be Schmucker for this tournament, but depends if he goes.

Anonymous said...

Kallus and Leach are 1-1 against each other and style-wise match up very well. I would give Chris a definite hometown advantage. If it was a second match of the day situation, I would say the heat would definitely favor Kallus. But 1st match of the day, I would go with Chris but I do not see this as a cake-walk situation.

Anonymous said...

What about Goldberg vs. Corey Noel. That's gonna be a 3 sets match at least.

Anonymous said...

Goldberg, you better be willing to come to the net or you will definitely be out there for 3 hours.

Kallus, unfornately even if you were 10-0 against Leach, I think the same lame people would post the same negative crap about you. Just ignore and good luck.

Schmucker, please show up and play so this can be a more interesting tournament. You are due.

Anonymous said...

Herb Morton, Reginal Black and Andres Ballesteros, you guys are not 5.0 players. quit fooling yourselves.

Anonymous said...

"Herb Morton, Reginal Black and Andres Ballesteros, you guys are not 5.0 players. quit fooling yourselves."

Dude, if they want to waste their time and money then let them.

Anonymous said...

If Cooney is playing well, he will be the dark horse in the 4.5 draw. I pick him over any of the players in the draw.

Anonymous said...

Reggie Black should lose first round to Carlos Agguire.

Anonymous said...

Are Tim and Herb fighting? Why are they playing doubles against each other. Has Herb finally dumped Tim for a better doubles player?

Anonymous said...

Be nice to dinker, he's my friend.

Anonymous said...

I believe the 5.0 doubles finals will be Herb and his partner vs Red/Tim Green.

Anonymous said...

Andres B thinks he is a 5.0 player. What a joke. He would be out in second round of 4.5 in every tourhament.

Anonymous said...

He wouldn't win most 4.0 tournaments either.

Leave Andres B. alone, he is my friend.

Anonymous said...

"He wouldn't win most 4.0 tournaments either. Leave Andres B. alone, he is my friend."

With that kind of a statement, I don't want you to be my friend!

Anonymous said...

Picks for Tyler MZ:

Men's Open Singles - Adrian Valdez
(aka the animal)
Men's 5.0 Singles - Tim Green (aka Dinker)
Men's 4.5 Singles - Kris Knutson
Men's 4.0 Singles - Forrest Feuille

Nuff said.

Anonymous said...

Knutson's fat ass will not be able to handle the heat in Tyler. Since it has become much hotter I really do not see Knutson advancing not just in Tyler, but San Antonio and for sure FT Worth.

Anonymous said...

I don't think the heat would be Knutson's biggest problem. It's his skills! Who the heck is hyping this turd!

Anonymous said...

Knutson is not a turd, he is my friend.

Anonymous said...

This tournament can be won by anybody because A-Rod is not playing in the 4.5s.

Anonymous said...

dude, loser on the list is your friend.

Anonymous said...

Knutson is not a loser, he is my friend.

Anonymous said...

Kallus will win the tournament, he has been beating Greg in practice matches.

Anonymous said...

Everyone is beating Greg these days. Knutson destroyed him. Now that's sad.

Anonymous said...

I wish either part of that were true. I was doubtful to go anyway, but now I just found out my wife fell down the ladder leading up into our attic (don't ask)and broke her foot in two places so I will be shocked if I am able to go to Tyler.

Feel free to point out how I am just being a pussy and would get my ass kicked if I go up there. I am all but certain that post is already on its way.

Anonymous said...

To make sure it is clear, I have not beaten Greg anytime recently (or even in the last year for that matter) so I don't know who that comment was coming from. Probably the usual suspects who like to stir up shit.

Anonymous said...

it's probably that trash talkin knuston that's stirring it up

Anonymous said...

Knutson is a trash talker, but he is still my friend.

Anonymous said...

Don't talk about Trash, he is my friend.

Anonymous said...

The 4.5 draw is a joke, hell even Goldberg could win it.

Anonymous said...

League play is what affects your rating, tournament play has very little to do with it. Tim is not tanking, but even if he was, he could not tank enough tournaments to get bumped down.

Anonymous said...

Goldberg just won Tyler!

Anonymous said...

I wonder what happened to Troutman...probably seeing a shrink

Anonymous said...

Dude, seems like you have a personal grudge against Kallus. I suggest you contact your local shrink and talk things over. Chill out man and stop being a Kallus hater. There is enough hate going around as it is. Think about it dude!

Anonymous said...

Dude, thats just plain funny.

Anonymous said...

I'm quitting tennis if goldberg or knutson wins tyler.

Anonymous said...

Goldberg vs. Knutson in the finals of Tyler. Someone wake me up when they are finished.

Anonymous said...

I meant to say:
Goldberg vs. Knutson in the quaters of Tyler. My bad...Someone still wake me up when it's over.

Anonymous said...

kallus sucks

Anonymous said...

the goldberg vs knutson, will definitely set a new low in tennis. talkin about two ugly players with some ugly strokes. both have crappy backhands. oops, i mean both have crappy everything.

Anonymous said...

Amen to that.

Anonymous said...

but he is still my friend.... i love that comment. someone is making me laugh a lot.

Anonymous said...

That would be "me"...

Anonymous said...

"Goldberg just won Tyler!"

Dude, the tourney hasn't even started. Goldberg has to get pass Noel and Knutson to have a shot at it. Highly unlikely if you asked me dude!

Anonymous said...

I think someone was being sarcastic!!!!

Anonymous said...

Journeyman, now that you had a chance to see the draw, who are your picks for 5.0 thru 4.0???

Anonymous said...

Ballesteros to win 5.0
Knutson to win 4.5

Anonymous said...

Dude, you got one out of two right.
Knutson to win 4.5...

Anonymous said...

Gound to win 5.0
local Leach to win 4.5