Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Merry Christmas 2008!

Happy Holidays to all, 3.0 to Open. I hope you all get massive forehands and deadly kickspin second serves under your trees. To some I wish modesty, to others the confidence they lack. To some a bit better eyesight when it comes to line calls, to others a bit more focus when it comes to external distractions (you know who you are). Here's hoping that lower gas prices can offset the bad economy and keep everyone showing up at tournaments in 2009. I would wish "kindness onto others" for all the posters at this blog, but even though you get mean spirited quite often, you are never boring so I guess we can all live with you just the way you are...for now.

Oh yeah, and there is a tournament in Dallas this weekend for the one guy who cares. Good luck.

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas from your Tennis God!!!!! I am hoping your worthless games can improve enough that you might take a game off of me. While I doubt this will happen,,,,, there is always hope!

Good luck to the worthless Houston tennis community,,,, Pigs to you all!!!

Anonymous said...

ooooohhhhhhhh here we go again.

Anonymous said...

kallus sucks

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas Foad,,,,

Anonymous said...

For the last time, leave Kallus alone man. He is my friend.

Anonymous said...

I hate to tell you guys this,,,, but Foad doesn't have a computer. So all the garbage you guys think come from him on this blog, is actually coming from someone else,,,,,,,,,,

Anonymous said...

Who got lotion for Christmas,,,,,,, other that Saroach. He got him self lotion.

Anonymous said...

Oh thank god your back LOTS,thats the first time I've laughed in weeks.Funny shit man.

Anonymous said...

LOTS, why did you have a poor showing? You did well--lost to A. Garg, a pretty damn good loss-and you won the doubles with him so i think you did great!
Goodluck in Abiline.

Anonymous said...

Long live Lord of the strings, Thomas Reader. Happy New Year.

Anonymous said...

HEY SHIT HOLES!!!!!!!!
This BLOG is about ME!
Nothing else.
There are two types of people. People that worshap me and those that will worshap me.

So lets keep the discussion on point.

Tell me what my best shot is, and why?

Your Tennis God

Anonymous said...

Hey Tennis God, learn how to spell first then maybe someone might pay attention to you. “Worshap” is spelled “Worship” dude.

Anonymous said...

My racquet speaks for itself, by the way,,,, who let the sub 4.5s in this blog.

Tennis God

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know when Howard Stern will be at Memorial Park!

Anonymous said...

Howard Stern rules!

Anonymous said...

Worship worshap,,, it all ends with you on your knees acknowleging my GREATNESS!!!! 6-0 6-0, so eat that pig.

Anonymous said...

I'm a rock solid, hard driving 3.0 with a killer serve looking for a victim to destroy. Who wants a piece! I'm free on Monday nights at Memorial Park.

Anonymous said...

for a good time call tony he is free on monday nights

Anonymous said...

50 cents and Tony will get you a cup of coffee.

Anonymous said...

Well said Lord of the Strings,once again I almost pissed myself when I read your last post.Hey journeyman,you really should consider letting LOTS do a bi- monthly writeup on Texas players and other gossip.It would be hilarious and also very insightful!I know I would read it,he's the only reason I read this anyway.Oh well just a thought.

Anonymous said...

We miss you Lord of the Strings! We can't wait to get back on the court with you after the holidays!Happy New Years LOTS!

Anonymous said...

Oh my Lord, the Lord has spoken. I have to practically hold on to my seat when he rips on so I won't fall off it. LOL.

Anonymous said...

The "Moran"?

Anonymous said...

Topic of discussion for the last day of the year:
- Who was a bad boy this year?
- Who was a naughty boy this year?
- Who was a good boy this year?
- Sportsmanship award goes to
- Sore loser award goes to
- Best of the best goes to

Anonymous said...

Happy New Year!

Anonymous said...

Most overrated player: Arya Majed

Biggest sore loser: Arya Majed

Baddest boy: LOTS

Sportmanship award: Kallus

Happy new year

Anonymous said...

Kallus sucks

Anonymous said...

Lord of the Strings, no wonder you do not like Howard Stern, it's because you want to be Howard Stern! Homo......yea right, I would remind you that his wife is the totally hot model. I do enjoy your rap though.

Anonymous said...

Reader smeader,,,,, it is lotion time!

Anonymous said...

Reader the Ole Mighty Spell Checker,,,,,, get a life dude.

This is a BLOG for Gods sake not a spelling contest.

Reader you need to spend more time practicing tennis and less time spelling checking someones BS.

Lord of Tennis

Anonymous said...

Hey lord of tennis I'm sure Lord of the Strings, Thomas Reader wouldn't mind including you in the list of people who have gotten their ass whopped by him. So why don't you include your name the next time you blog.

Anonymous said...

"Kallus sucks"

Now why would someone say that about him on the last day of 2008?

Anonymous said...

Does Kallus even play anymore? I don't get why his name even comes up. Why no John Hubble comments if we are going to keep talking about the has-beens of Houston tennis.

Anonymous said...

According to this blog everyone in Houston is an has-been. Seems like everyone in Houston sucks not just certain players. Read each entry and tell me if I am wrong.

Anonymous said...

Get a lift?